Nathan Stellhorn

"Don't let Emily make your drink. She doesn't wash her hands after picking her ears."

"Try Fjording the river."

"If you come here talk to Nate. He is the coolest."

"Try the free gatorade and other drinks at Liias desk."

"Try the water fountain. It is high quality H2O. Play more pinball."

"Die Hard 2 is the best movie ever."