A cab caught fire outside Mamoun's and I tried putting it out with their red sauce but the cab transported to hell and exploded instead.
Fun Fact: Walt Whitman opened Whitmans Restaurant after saving up all the money he earned from writing fortune cookie fortunes for the local fortune cookie factory.
An unlabeled box of Tide detergent and an unlabeled box of sugar cubes are hidden behind the clock. Gamble wisely. The detergent is also cubed.
The word "table" is used kind of liberally here at Table 12 considering it's actually just flat pieces of wood placed on top of tortoises.
There's a pile of fertilizer in Tompkins Square Park you can't miss it. There's also piles of human shit sprinkled around Thompkins Square Park too, though, so watch your step.
Look for the magic basketball shoes behind the secret closet. Legend has it that Michael Jordan left them behind and he who wears them will play like The Airness.
The mayor of St. Patrick's should only be the Father, Son, and Holy Spirit. And maybe St. Patrick. And the priests.
Good burgers but I don't get why you have to eat at an unbalanced table with your arms tied behind your back trying to tilt the sandwich into your mouth like you were playing Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Sometimes the cheesesteaks are kind of loud when it comes through the 99 miles of pneumatic tubes from Philly.
Their everything bagel has everything on it (including but not limited to: French fries, A-1 Steak Sauce, that shitty Halloween candy you never eat, vintage Star Wars toys).
If you have trouble convincing your son to go to this museum, tell him it's actually the Boobies Museum.
Historical site of America's first concern of gun control laws pre-Bill of Rights.
The FAA has noticed that planes to go back and to the left when they fly out despite what the radar says.
Formerly an airport for model airplane hobbyists, the line, "everything's bigger in Texas" became law and all the toy airplanes became real airplanes, however, the name Hobby stuck
Hide out and stay after hours so you can see the animals come to life but trapped behind glass so they kill themselves out of sadness. It's sad actually. Don't stay after hours.
Look for the secret Illuminate entrance where there's a clubhouse lounge and no lines. Be careful and don't get the secret password wrong though, or they will murder your family.
Known by locals as the Cry Line, people often bring their significant others here to break up with them hoping that the gorgeous view softens the blow.
Great views from the penthouse suite! The PETA protestors can get a little loud outside, though, because of all the beds are giant turtle shells you climb inside like a tent.
Keep an eye out for the Central Perk Cafe. NYers try to keep it a secret from tourists but it's located in the Alice In Wonderland monument through the rabbit hole.
Find Bob Saget under the east side tree to give you a personal and quite disgusting tour.
Oddly, the fresco in the stairwell was painted by Leonardo da Vinci but was altered by Banksy in a turf war.
A switch between the 9th and 10th step will open a portal to the Union Square in NYC. But the switch slightly to the right of it will transport you to the Union Square in Denver.
Fun fact: Velselka is open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week because they're afraid the baby might come to life if they turn off the lights.
The guides tour takes you behind the scenes to an alternate Earth (aka Earth 2) where airships are the the primary mode of transportation.
