nate webster

"Order the apricots"

"Love my Ma & Pops"

"It can smell a lil bit funky and is a bit dark and moist.. but if you enter from the rear you might just find a surprise waiting for you."

"Well tonights meal... fail. Last time was amazing, this time, all was lacking. The Latino sushi maker... well was busy talking on his phone instead of making fresh sushi..."

"First person to find me i will buy you a coke"

"Not quite as exciting as Drews butthole!"