Myke

"BEST BAR IN THE UNIVERSE. 24 OZ PBR IS WHAT YOU SHOULD ORDER."

"Come here every weekend."

"Boy they are not kidding about it being slow! I grew a beard and got prostate cancer while wating in line!"

"MY TUITION DOLLARS PAID FOR THIS P.O.S. UNDERGRAD HANGOUT? SMART MONEY MANAGING, EVAN!"

"SAY HI TO THE GUNNERS AND LAW JOURNAL TOOLS. THEY WONT SAY HI BACK AND WILL PROBABLY REPORT YOU FOR TALKING."

"DO NOT GO TO LAW SCHOOL. THIS PLACE IS TTT AND WILL LEAVE YOU INDEBTED WITH POOR PROSPECTS!"