Marc S

"I've just had yet another faultless meal here. Absolutely superb..."

"The food here is toss. Two "lump it" nights and one "send it back and don't bother". What a load of shite. Avoid at all costs, (unless you're local and think it's fancy)."

"Best fish and chips in the valley. Bar none."

"Well. The chips are shite and I'm not going back to try anything else so, your on your own."

"Oh yeah..."

"Best avoided."