M W

"No children rule? Bogus. I always take my baby to the bar. Guess we'll be at the Public House."

"It's nice to be able to sit on the toilet and look at yourself in the mirror."

"I enjoy jacuzzi rooms."

"This airport is a sh*t hole. Right up to Texas standards though."

"Manager Daryl H is awesome!"

"The waiter appears to be on meth."