Murph

"Server (Maria) was racist, referenced fried chicken when I tried to order."

"Bacon gets much crispier if you tell them to toast it on TOP of the cheese."

"wi-fi password: firebird1880"

"WiFi password: corsairF4U"

"Parking lot is full of slow-walking humans. Be careful; I'm fairly sure that if you run someone over in a church parking lot, you're going to hell."

"We came for the beer, which actually wasn't all that amazing. But the FOOD? Yeah. Get the Bedda Chedda Bacon Burger."