Jonathon Much

"Stay away from the white bulldog and his dad - they are both assholes."

"Adopted by a small Chinese Pug, the elusive, "great white english bulldog" who was prophesied in ancient Western European literature has been seen frequenting this park."

"Best wings in the city. Impossible to get a table during a game so plan accordingly."

"Watch out for hipster douche bags - they're everywhere."

"Watch out for the asshole with the white English bulldog."