Touareg

"The 2nd floor Curtains are minging, really need to be changed, other than that good Hotel"

"Weird, you can't get a drink (alcohol) after midnight even from room service, I find this totally bizarre for a 5 star hotel, something I've never encountered before."

"The toilets sure don't smell open roses"

"Home of The Surrender Monkeys"

"Cracking wee afternoon out"

"Celtic supporters should not be shopping here as this store sponsors Sevco trading as The Rangers Football Club Ltd."