Mr. John

"Get into the hot tub just before sunset with a glass of booze and let the chat commence"

"Never book through tickmaster, go direct to theatre. Seating plan completely misleading. Looks like front row on screen - means back row."

"This place rocks. Fish n chips is awesome."

"ABC score: -/8/6.5"

"It's a lovely platform. Just right for it purpose."

"Avoid the 65 bus. It's toilet. It sucks time out of your life."