Mr. Awesome

"Tibby is the best bartender in the city ... Even Big Daddy approves!"

"Once inside, the tombs will make you humble. A life changer .."

"This place is a mess ... Was one of my favorite spots ... Now it is complete disrepair, poor upkeep, all fountains inactive ane overgrown ... Shameful for the 10 euro admission fee"

"Get out of Rome and get to this town!"

"No more $3 parking ... I think its $5 at the cheapest late morn rate"

"I travel for a living ... This is the worst airport in the US ... Flights never on time"