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"Shred the gnar!"

"Amazing... Don't sleep on this! Healthy too!"

"Post up at the hot tub early, booties start boiling around 4:30 / 5:00, the scene gets sketchy, but they use enough chemicals to burn the ass off Chuck Norris."

"Be nice they will let you use the head.."

"If you want your burger well or medium well forget about... Everything is guess work balls..."

"Melissa, it's the street,not a house, when are you going to have me over to meet the folks...."