Morgan Clissett

"Try the Chateaubriand. Some of the best you'll find."

"Try the Onion Bhajee to start. It's to die for"

"Try the sizzling beef steak Cantonese style. Taste better than Jesus' sperm"

"If they're slow getting you bags off the plane, tell them you're Justin Bieber or Miley Cyrus. Works everytime"