Monte Harpe

"I hope I never see this place again as long as I live. Spent one week to long and wasnt sure I was going to make it out alive."

"Not all it that. Pretty diss appointing"

"Ask for Vinny. He will hook you up."

"Please do not feed the ducks in the pond. They are pretty to see but they are mucking up the trails and contaminating the water."

"Its dusty here."

"Holy slowness Batman! I have been waiting for a battery for 15 plus min. I mean really all they have to do is locate the battery."