คำแนะนำของ monsterling

monsterling: Always interrupt the mayor in conversation by saying "EHHHH"!!

monsterling: Make the mayor buy u a carton of vitamin water! You deserve it!

monsterling: Avoid dogs religiously

monsterling: Mayor is a blarfer! He is often here in the spirit only!

monsterling: Kick mayor's tires (hmm both kinds of tires) and get a free mayorship!

monsterling: This mayor needs to be groomed. *snip snip* his hair (any hair) and u'll get a prize!

monsterling: Blast music to see the mayor dance?

monsterling: All things edible here, including mayor.

monsterling: Here be the site of many lost ...balls.... Mayor's included?

monsterling: Here you can see a chasm, or a mottled abyss. 100 points if you drop a coin down the abyss of the mayor!

monsterling: *cracks whip* see the thing run!

monsterling: Send that advice to the other shithole

monsterling: Here u can see what happens when u grow old. From Renault racer to..erm Lexus

monsterling: The mayor doesn't swim! He is a couch potato.

monsterling: Demands to see the mayor's muscles!

monsterling: Honk when u see or actually...don't see the mayor!

monsterling: Here you can always see a slowpoke Lexus crawling up each level of the carpark! Bring chips!

monsterling: It's not a shithole it's a shidhole + ironing palace !

monsterling: Gib the mayor many beers and he will zha hu!

monsterling: This place is now officially renamed as shid hole!

monsterling: This place is now off

monsterling: The mayor's car is at block 53!

monsterling: Watch the ah beng point finger at ah lian!

monsterling: it's the end of an era! *mayor salute*

monsterling: *curtsey* to the count of monte cristo because he is crusty!

monsterling: For luck at mj, rub the mayor's head!

monsterling: It's we who build community ! *action action song*

monsterling: The mayor is generous! Supermassive headpetting is required!

monsterling: Here you can see two heads! Pet whichever pleases you.