"The Alamo, located just outside of San Antonio, TX was the place where… I think it has to do with the rental car company?" - Conan O'Brien
Make sure the dog you've brought is always on leash: nobody likes his licking as much as you do.
If you haven't used your sampling system since you left Earth, be sure to rinse and spit Mars soil samples at least three times before beginning any experiments.
Wish you weighed less? Visit the Red Planet. Because Mars is so much smaller, its gravity makes you weigh only 3/8 what you do on Earth.
Mars is cold, dry and rocky. Extra moisturizer and sturdy shoes would be a good idea, plus oxygen for those of you who breathe.
