Molly Wilkof

"Secret: they have half orders. You're welcome, self conscious ladies."

"Avoid. At all costs."

"They have a whole section on the menu dedicated to asparagus. !!! also, the sushi is surprisingly excellent. As is everything else. So many asparagus dishes!!"

"Roe is a color genius. And basically just incredible."

"Watch out. The late night metro attendant doubles as Cunty McCunterson on fridays."

"Get some Tater Tachos, a BBQ Tofu Po-Boy, and maybe bring someone for sharing. If you're into that."