Molly Wilson

"Love the touch of sending us home with gifts..."

"Don't come between 5 and 7 if you want to use a cardio machine."

"They don't have wifi anymore."

"Leave a note for the elf in his tree house - just west of the biffy on the south side of the lake. Then check back for his response. Yes, you'll get one."

"Free wifi."

"You get a changing cabin all to yourself... just make sure to clip your key securely onto your swimsuit. There is also a sauna, but it costs quite a bit extra."