Molly Alexander

"Super unimpressed so far. Had a reservation and we weren't seated for 30 minutes. The table was dirty when we got to it. We'll stick with Tokyo next time..."

"The cutest cat and dog live here. Also, this is where the cool kids hang. Or so I've heard."

"If you're here to see Raheleh Dayerizadeh don't be early."

"Gay hispanic that works here is an asshole. Avoid at all costs."