Ross Davis

"The opulent library on the 14th floor is open to visitors"

"Check out the historic Mayo collection on the third floor"

"Everyone here moves at about 2/3 speed of a normal human"

"Just using the keyword "hipster" so it contains to be the top mention."

"If you order carry out, rush to get here before your food is ready so you can grab a 2-4-1 draft while you wait."

"Make sure to sit with your honey on six-butts beach!"