Matt Khoury

"Avoid the Chocolate Candy Cane Shake. Nasty after taste!"

"Roll up your windows. Turn off the air. Close the vents. Hold your breath to avoid the vomitus reek of Stinky Bridge."

"Susan is amazing!"

"Try the Peanut Butter & Jelly. Wow!!!! It's off menu so ask for it. Taste like a peanut butter and jelly sandwich."

"Bring cash for food, or second mortgage your home, then bring cash for crummy food. Seriously, leave the park, hit In-N-Out then go back in the park."

"Avoid this suck hole. Nasty NASTY porridge like Sushi!!!!"