MJP

"Waaaaay overpriced. Good food, but for $6.50 I get one meatball. ONE effing meatball?? Save your money and head elsewhere more quiet, with better parking and prices."

"I loooove Stripper Starbuuuucks!!!!"

"Hot women with great personalites and killer coffee! The one to beat!"

"Hot chocolate to die for!"

"Treasure's gone!! I got it already!! Nothing to see here, folks..... >:)"

"Holy sh*t, it's Cybertron!!! Stoked right now!! Watch your step around Decepticons, though. Last time I invited an advanced military jet into my home things ended badly. For the jet."