A Bear

"There's some kind of weird, very loud squealing noise coming from the kitchen..."

"I'm sure if you live in Virginia anything must seem amazing"

"I don't know why their online menu has to be so difficult to use. Just give me a list of what is on the menu."

"Check the schedule and use the elevator BEFORE any big fursuit event ends or you'll be waiting an hour to get on."

"Manager kicked me out for having a bike. Said he was worried it would fall over and injure someone."

"When I left the woman working the counter chased me out to my car to tell me it was my job to clear up the table not hers."