Jake Hueras

"Porter square challenge: Go from outbound platform to ground level in 60 second or less (no escalators)."

"They have a full bar, but won't serve shots"

"If you want some jelly donuts, go check Johnny's down the street first. They bake them there and sell two for $1.39"

"The kid that looks like Woody Allen is single and ready to mingle"

"50% off halloween candy"