Peter Mezensky

"Don't fly United"

"Bartenders are rude and it takes forever to get a beer"

"Aw yeah! Get it!"

"Be prepared to wait. Don't complain about the service, we don't want to hear it. The food is great and worth the wait."

"Take the hotel hoppa. walk down the street to the Golden Cross for a cheaper, friendlier pub"

"Get the mango chile popsicle"