Monica Mixologist

"For All those people telling people to stay in the left lane, you are a$$hole drivers, & it is your fault there is so much congestion, get to the right when ur suppose to instead of cheating/cutting"

"Portions are gi-f*cking-gantic!"

"They Have the black out raider games on the big screen, 16 tvs, full kitchen, jam nights on monday, free pool wednesdays, live blues thursday, live rock fri & sat, and yours truly on sundays"

"yay porn!"

"who ever named it cowshwitz is my new favorite person... very clever, literally made me lol"