Patti B

"Sit by the windows so you get service. Or have a BlackBerry..."

"Don't inhale the 2nd hand high from the idiots smoking a bowl in broad daylight..."

"Complain. A LOT."

"Stay out of her office! She will lock the doors!"

"*Unless used with Chase Utley to breed a super-human species."

"Always love Chasing Utley."