Mingo Collaso

"Buy ittt! Okayyyy! Lol"

"Charge your phone at the bar with the built in chargers. Don't worry, they charge all phones. Ask the bartender for the iPhone 5 adapter."

"Seriously dying! David La Chapelle is here!"

"OMG. Slowest service!! There isn't anyone here and I'm waiting to pay a bill. No employees!"

"Stay away from that overweight ugly read headed monster! She is rude and acts like the BMW junkyard dog!"

"Don't park in the residents garage or you will get towed! :)"