Patrick S

"Tip: Go to Lowes. The customer service here is lousy. Cashiers all giggling and flirting and lines up the aisles. Same every visit here."

"Check-in and become mayor of my house!"

"Show up after work on Fridays for the cougar show. Be sure to arrive early to get a good seat to watch the antics!"

"Have the spiced wine. It's delicious and warming on a cold night."

"Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom, please."

"Get a Milk Porter right before you give a work presentation."