Melissa Wollering

"Yam crisps. Gluten free. And 22 oz bottles of GF Alt Brew Farmhouse Ale. Oh joy! After a nice sunset at the East Side Club and Tiki Bar!"

"Finally made it here after all these years! Yay! Best tiki bar with a Lake Monona view."

"This is a Happy Hour must stop from 4-6 pm. Two for one domestics, house wine and rail mixers. If your atmosphere must be classy, sporty and not stuffy, this place is nice and laid back. Stop in!"

"Bring your I'd to board this bus. Driver will proclaim, "Looks like you. Get on the bus!""

"Don't stubb yourself! We'll have to call the toe truck."

"Head, shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes. Fungus, toejam, parasites, parasites!"