Mike Ziemer

"Cock block Steven, it's funny."

"Beware of the beasts known as Madi and Bella, they are protective of their owner."

"FYI: It is standard policy to check IDs before a girl enters the Secret Cave of Wonders. Have an ID present for entrance."

"If you're spending the night, let me sleep on the outside, I hate sleeping against walls."

"Hey guys, Steven lives here too! Stop by his room and say hi!"

"If you're visiting bring us some Vodka or Whiskey! We enjoy drinking."