Michael Margarit

"Smells like shit when walking past Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory."

"ALL GLASSWEAR ON SALE FOR CHIRISTMAS! Mix and match, buy one get one 50%!"

"(English accent) This place holds painful memories, it does."

"Amazing food. Really cheap. They have some great, cheap tacos and the cashier is very friendly. Thumbs up!"

"Make sure the person making your sno cone wears gloves. Other than that, awesome hole in the wall place."

"Visit the. Carousel Bar from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. That's a REAL historic landmark. Its an ice cream bar now."