Mike Wonsik

"Red wine reduction sauce comes at a premium."

"Ironing lessons are available for sign-up."

"Get the chicken."

"Shit gets weird here. And there's always Modelo readily available. Always."

"Decent prices, and they throw in extras if you ask (bundle furniture, assembly, delivery)."

"There's a really beautiful tree in the middle of the courtyard. It's not fake, thank God, because it's beautiful."