Michael Thompson

"Katie O leaves turds the size of small dogs in the toilet. It's gross."

"Indian food in the cafeteria wed. and thurs. Ask for it spicy."

"Katie O'Malley is a turd bucket."

"Good luck trying to find Vans in a size 9"

"I'd sell my soul for the secret Sherril mix recipe. Try some."

"Some of the best service in the city hands down. Tip them well."