Mike O

"Hire a lawyer. It's $200 but your case goes first. Otherwise you'll be here all day."

"Moreland Marge. Habanero-infused tequila. Spicy and delicious!"

"Try the Albacore - Albacore albacore as far as the eye can see."

"Try the Onsen Tamago - A masterpiece of cuisine. Delicate egg bathed (onsen style) with delicate broth and drops of oj."

"Try the Fried Sole (Potato Starch) - Moist and light. Fried skeleton awaits on the bottom for your last bites."

"Try the Uni-Nigiri - Let the chef have choice and you might be served life-changing-level uni-nigiri"