Mike

"Ask to be served on the bar side. Much better"

"Bartender's don't do buy backs. Go to Patrick Conway's on 43rd"

"Glad the other guy hates it. The line is long enough. See you at McD's"

"Need at least one tat to fit in here"

"So I add a venue andcheck in from the same seat and I'm not close enough for points?"

"Make sure you double check your bill. They add the tip on and don't tell you."