Michael Duda

"Snails in the winter. Paint drying. Tree sap. These are all things that move faster than this Taco Bell."

"The sauteed broccoli is awesome. Whodda thunk?"

"When frequenting USScare, sit in an aisle seat. Better for when you bang your head on he seat due to repeated delays."

"If you try to out style the founders, you will fail."

"Cones. 'Nough said."

"Odds are strong you will not see an actual, love black dog. But cool stuff nonetheless."