on the front porch, making pudding pops out of Brussels sprouts and a can of chocolate soup. want one?
I came here because the "first watch" I ever owned looked like an omelette if you squinted and stood on your head - so I figure it was meant to be!
Make the waiter give you something sparkly that tastes like mayonnaise with extra cheese - it'll be the best thing you've done since the State Fair incident - you know what I'm talking about!!!
If there were more wild monkeys in this park I would come here more often - for now, I’m keeping my banana in my pocket
I asked for a pickle and pimento load sandwich and they gave me a lobster enchilada, a bar of salsa soap and a handshake- wonder what I'd get if whistled Dixie?
They’re making turtle soup in the kitchen and I’m in the parking lot looking for cicadas
I'm having craft beer and making a craft sandwich out of sawdust and some pipe cleaners using my cricut 2.0 - then I'll make a pair of shoes or something
