Mike Carvalho

"We drive all the way from Silver Spring to see Ping. She's fantastic."

"That gold card they just happened to find and are now offering to attach to your timeshare for free? Yeah, they do that for everyone. It's part of their sales pitch."

"That gold card they just happened to find and are now offering to attach to your timeshare for free? Yeah, they do that for everyone. It's part of their sales pitch."

"With an entrance from one of the most powerful streets in the modern world, the K St. Metro station at Farragut North is a world-class craphole."

"Try not to be too psycho today. It's just pictures. The kids look fine."

"Alternate location: near Panera Bread"