mike bamford

"watch your step"

"overpriced and seriously lacking atmosphere."

"Slip into bed with Jay, but don't turn on the lights."

"So, they call it Chubby's 'Tacos' but the burritos are really where the money is!"

"Move the coffee table and have a dance party!"

"order a 'christys mimosa' for brunch. in fact, order three! vodka, OJ and pineapple? yes please."