Michael Garner

"jump off the swing mid air while you're drunk. Then lay there because you can't move. It's the best thing to do around 2am. I promise."

"I love their gizzards. I ask them to fry em longer though. You should try it... Dip em in their hot sause too. It's only one of the most awesome things in the world!"

"This place is awesome I just was a midget! That has to count for something."