Mike Monteiro

"Saw Lady Gaga eating here the day she played at Oracle Arena!"

"Rupert will do tricks for chicken."

"Walked out after waiting 20 minutes for food."

"10-15 minute wait for equipment, after which they kick you off at 30 minutes. And right now I'm stuck watching a bowling tournament during the Cowboys-Vikings game because they don't get FOX."

"If there's an Indian in your party make sure he's in back, Anil."

"If you're sharing a room bring enough newspapers to cover the glass wall between the bed and bathroom."