Richard Smith

"My experience is that the steaks are ok. Do not order sides. They are terrible. The service is bad. If you have a problem with the food, the customer service is worse."

"To Find the Buddha, look within.Deep inside you are ten thousand flowers.Each flower blossoms ten thousand times.Each blossom has ten thousand petals.You might want to see a specialist."

"The cliche' way people describe their lives is akin to herding cats. Clearly they have never herded swarms of frogs."

"Are the voices in your head making more sense than the voices in your ears? Maybe you need a mental health day..."

"If you see an extra wide rabbit hole, it's best to walk around it."

"Checker named Cathy was great but I'm pretty certain this is my last visit."