Michaela

"The dishes multiply as if by magic, and movies last for days. But beware, Ye who enter: Toilet paper and English Muffins mysteriously go missing here, and the bathroom is cloaked in eternal darkness."

"If waiting in line for the Matterhorn at Disneyland were a bar, The Red Lion would be it. Also, there's this: http://youtu.be/BlLCkGCbvpw"

"Good bar that makes you feel like you went "out," minus the hassle and irritation of "going out." Nice, easy slam-dunk for a Friday night. Jukebox has lots of gems, and the crowd is usually receptive."

"Kinda douchy at times, but: Drinks are 50% off Mon-Thurs from 11-12. Friday, all drinks for Ladies are 50% off. $3.00 Schlitz Tall Boys all the time. Good Birthday desserts. Play Truth or Dare Jenga."

"Free popcorn; cash only."

"The first rule about Bukowski Mondays is that you should probably talk about Bukowski Mondays."