Mick B

"Worthless."

"A forgettable grease stain in Lansing."

"I'm trying to usurp the mayor so that we don't have to look at that ugly baby photo and grammatical diarrhea."

"Go for their little hamburgers."

"Decent view of the Brooklyn Bridge, but skip the mall, if you can even call it that. It's basically just a bunch of shops that have cropped up around a large public restroom."

"Cilantro-phobes beware: the salsa has trace amounts."