Michal Menert

"I wonder what the Turkey and Blackforest sub did to become the sandwich of the month here."

"Where the heat gets turnt up"

"Don't stay next door at the Trucker Inn if you like having kidneys when you wake up."

"Get the Zobrowka Vodka. Add apple juice. Congratulations, you've made apple pie."

"The specials are false!!!! The employees were confused and irritated that I tried getting single ribs for a buck! Embarrassing."

"Don't ever work here."