Project FTOG

"The first mile isn't *that* bad."

"Nice and quiet spot, great views, well worth the $7.50 fee to avoid the tourists."

"Not a lot of bang for your buck, the food is decent but pricey for what you get. However, the patio is worth the price alone and the green chile is great (but only if you ask for the hot)."

"Free face masks for all!"

"Not much to offer in this town, but check out St. Vincent thrift store!"

"Don't make eye contact with the windshield repair guy."