Michael Wrenn

"So bring your own wireless travel router."

"Bring your kevlar"

"They have real eggs here people. Practically unheard of"

"Ask permission to come aboard. It is a ship after all. :-)"

"The hunan pork was outstanding :-)"

"Don't pet the dog unless she witnesses you petting a cat first. Jealous dogs are friendly dogs. Otherwise you could lose a finger!"