Michael Woods

"Good place to sneak a beer while you are supposed to be picking up the food."

"I think the dude working the drive through ate the mic. Couldn't understand a word. Crossed my fingers and hoped for the best."

"Hate this place. 38 lanes. 4 of them open. Time to find a new store."

"Psychedelic tunnel will haunt your dreams!"

"You will probably pee yourself before finding a restroom in Terminal E."

"The lady in front of me has 30+ items in the 10 items or less line. Awesome. Like if this has happened to you."