Michael Thrasher

"The room decor is a bit dated, but a full kitchen and a remarkably low price more then makes up for it."

"Legend has it that if you toss a quarter in a the air high enough that the hands will open up to catch it."

"Remember to always chew properly before swallowing."

"This place as appealing as a greasy butthole and it smells like it too."

"Anybody looking to do a remake of "Deliverance" should fetch extras from this place."

"Closes on Sunday before five? Really!?!?"